The Fookin' peaky blinders

Owner: Dan Gasteazoro
Home Field: Shelby Brothers Memorial Stadium (a.k.a.The Speakeasy)
Mascot: Ragnar the Gyant Gypsy
Team Colors: Copper and Hot Pink
Gents Leagues: Dynasty 💩, Premier, Vampire

About Dan (TheGasti)
Profession: retired elementary school teacher
Hobbies/Interests: creating/renovating furniture out of old pallets, discarded furniture and whiskey/wine barrels using epoxy and bottle caps; soccer, fantasy football, Harry Potter, true crime television
Sports Played: Soccer through college and into my 30s, weekend golf hack
​Top Ten Albums/Artists (that shaped your life): Van Halen (self titled, 1978); Van Halen - 1984; Metallica - …and Justice for All; AC/DC - Who Made Who; Cinderella - Night Songs; Billy Joel - An Innocent Man; David Lee Roth - Eat 'em and Smile; Tom Petty - Full Moon Fever; John Mellencamp - Scarecrow; INXS - Kick
Favorite Gentlemanly Beer and/or Cocktail: Beer: Shiner Bock; Cocktail: Old Fashioned or Dark & Stormy
Years Active in Fantasy Football: On and off for 25 years but playing constantly with addictive tendencies the last 12
Favorite/Most Hated NFL Teams: Fav: Vikings; Most Hated: Cowboys or Patriots (also hate all teams NYC and L.A.)
Favorite/Most Hated NFL Player of All Time: I have a massive man-crush on Brett Favre. Always have, always will. I wish he would've sent me the dick pick 🍆. I loathe Tom "Butt Chin" Brady, Russell "Douche Canoe" Wilson.
Favorite NFL Moment of All Time: Watching Favre steak down the field helmet off and raised above his head after demolishing Parcell's Pats in SB XXXI
Extra Tidbits: I have three furry children in addition to my son and daughter - Potter is a Lab Mutt, Hugo is a Chocolate Lab and our new guy, Kermit Van Halen, is a Gordon Setter. I'm a Seinfeld and The Office addict - could watch those shows over and over. I graduated from Robert E. Lee High School in Baytown, TX in 1990 and went to Stephen F. Austin State in Nacogdoches, TX where I received a Journalism and History B.A. After beating around in sales for 11 years I switched gears completely and got my teaching license then taught 4th grade for 10 years before "retiring" as stay-at-home dad. I have many tattoos and plan on getting many more. I ate a Guinea Pig in Cuzco, Peru en route to Machu Picchu.